You are the cryptid. The forgetful friend. The one who takes naps in traffic. Your lack of awareness is legendary. You probably posted a secret in a group chat or took a photo of your friend’s misery for social media. The Hanging Wedgie is reserved for the friend who is so detached from reality that they need a literal hook to bring them back down to Earth.
A) Tightie whities (classic). B) Boxers (loose and free). C) Boxer briefs (the safe middle ground). D) Bikini / thong (risky). E) Nothing (commando — you animal). what wedgie do i deserve quiz full
A) Invisibility (so no one can find me). B) Super strength (so I give wedgies, not get them). C) Time travel (to avoid wedgie history). D) Elastic waistband (duh). E) Mind control (“You will give yourself a wedgie”). You are the cryptid
: How you handle social embarrassment (apologizing vs. overreacting dramatically). Your lack of awareness is legendary