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At first, the fascination was harmless. Noelle’s calendar was a masterclass in time management; colleagues peeked at her shared calendar and borrowed strategies. Her neatly folded desk, her disciplined arrival at 8:57 a.m., her refusal to accept meetings longer than forty minutes—these details spurred memes in the company chat and a half-serious Slack channel called “Eastonisms.” People sent screenshots of her one-line status updates—“Prep. Breathe. Deliver.”—as if capturing a rare comet. The admiration became shorthand: anyone with a polished slide deck, an unruffled demeanour, or an uncanny ability to defuse tension was “pulling an Easton.” It was flattering, almost flattering enough to be mistaken for cultish admiration.

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