In the world of memes, Johnny Sins represents the ultimate utility player . He shows up on time, wears the uniform, and performs the task at hand with mechanical precision and zero complaints. The joke—which quickly became a life philosophy—is that Johnny Sins is never unemployed. No matter the economic downturn, no matter the industry disruption, Johnny Sins has a job.

Searching for Johnny Sins at work is really just a projection of our desire for competence. We want to work with the guy who can do it all, the Renaissance Man, the meme come to life.

– Our go‑to data‑analytics wizard. She’s usually glued to her dual monitors, crunching numbers for the quarterly forecast. If anyone has seen her (or knows where her “Do Not Disturb” sign is hanging), please point me in her direction.