My Only Bitchy Cousin: Is A Yankee-type Guy- The...

| | The Rest of the Family | |------------------|----------------------------| | Direct, even blunt (“That casserole is aggressively beige.”) | Indirect, polite (“Bless your heart, you tried.”) | | Fast-paced, schedules everything | Laid-back, “whenever you get here” | | Values meritocracy & efficiency | Values loyalty & tradition | | Expresses annoyance openly | Expresses annoyance through passive-aggression | | Sees family as chosen, not obligated | Sees blood as bond, no matter what |

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(knowing exactly how to get the meat out), cod, and the occasional pie for breakfast. My Only Bitchy Cousin Is a Yankee-Type Guy- The...